Student: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: After work I am getting together with my friends to play Dungeons and Dragons…
Student: Oh, you are one of those…
Me: Yup, a geek.
Student: Do you play Magic?
Me: Geek poker? Yeah, I have played with buddies but I don’t own a deck.
Student: If I loaned you a deck, could you play with me some time? I’m a dork too but I’m good looking so people don’t know.
Me: My girlfriend is the same way. Sure, I’d love to play Magic with ya some time.
Moral: The Closet is for Suckers