This is the coolest toy ever. It is a car wreck of fetishized violence. It is offensive. It trivializes gun violence everywhere.
I must have one.
Yes, why yes, it is belt fed.
Bob and Kat have one and let me squeeze off a few rounds. It is nuts.
NOTE to people who care about me who might buy me shit: I don’t really want one. As a matter of fact, the last thing I need is more chachki crap around the house.