Pubs and Inns of Dis

Dark Heart of the Dreamer + Dungeon Dozen =

Roll a d12, Dozen Pubs of Dis

1) The Eye and Serpent: with a Crypt Thing barkeep it has some of the finest beer in town if you don’t mind using sarcophagi as bar-tops.

2) The Stone: run by a Blue Slaad and its human husband, who is pregnant with the Slaad’s eggs beneath his skin as he slowly turns into a Slaad.

3) The Dream: an inn started by the remnants of an adventuring party who were decimated, took their loot and started a pub. Each table is engraved with a dedication to a hireling or member of the party who passed away.

4) Slate and Spell: run for wizards, by wizards, the walls and tables are all covered in slate with bowls of chalk everywhere so the patrons can write down arcane formulas and debate their truth. The wait-staff are often summoned creatures.

5) First Pub: this was the outpost of Dis on this pub’s original world. They sold accepting the encroachment of Dis to the denizen’s of their world by using the motto written under the sign out front, “The food’s just better!”

6) The Eternal Stew: a pub built around a tremendous stew-pot that has been cooking, so they say, since the beginning of time. It is bad form to enter and not provide something you consider delicious to add to the stew.

7) People’s Free Pub: a co-operative inn, run by those who can’t quite get on the road just yet.

8) The Scroll and Spine: part pub, part book and scroll exchange. Don’t spill your drink, you heathens.

9) The Sleeping Dragon Inn: legend has it that a dragon is sleeping somewhere beneath it and when you sleep there, it slips into your dreams.

10) Death: Choose a pub or inn above and the joint is packed with mourners attending a local’s wake.

11) Taxes: Choose a pub or inn above and an official is there to either close the joint down or collect taxes.

12) FIRE!: Choose a pub or inn above but it is on fire.

EDIT: For 2d6, 1d6 is for the inn and the other 1d6 is for an event going on.

Inns

1) The Eye and Serpent: with a Crypt Thing barkeep it has some of the finest beer in town if you don’t mind using sarcophagi as bar-tops.

2) The Stone: run by a Blue Slaad and its human husband, who is pregnant with the Slaad’s eggs beneath his skin as he slowly turns into a Slaad.

3) The Dream: an inn started by the remnants of an adventuring party who were decimated, took their loot and started a pub. Each table is engraved with a dedication to a hireling or member of the party who passed away.

4) Slate and Spell: run for wizards, by wizards, the walls and tables are all covered in slate with bowls of chalk everywhere so the patrons can write down arcane formulas and debate their truth. The wait-staff are often summoned creatures.

5) People’s Free Pub: a co-operative inn, run by those who can’t quite get on the road just yet.

6) The Scroll and Spine: part pub, part book and scroll exchange. Don’t spill your drink, you heathens.

Events

1) Death: Choose a pub or inn above and the joint is packed with mourners attending a local’s wake.

2) Taxes: Choose a pub or inn above and an official is there to either close the joint down or collect taxes.

3) FIRE!: Choose a pub or inn above but it is on fire.

4) Bounced: You are walking in just as a regular has pushed it too far and is in the process of being escorted out.

5) Gold on the Table: A successful group of freebooter scum is celebrating an amazing haul.

6) Packed: A festival, gathering or rite is happening and the place is packed.

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