Tomes mentioned in the Monster Manual and X The Mystics Rules of Dungeon Survival

My favorite part of the Monster Manual are the bits of in-character/in-game lore that are notes on the pages.

  1. The Far Realm: Real Yet Unreal by Vaqur Zekh’r
  2. Hooves of Fury by Irvil Grayborn of Sandown
  3. Demonicon of Iggwilv
  4. Mordenkainen the Archmage’s Chronicle
  5. Manual of Clay Golems
  6. Diary of Evangeliza Lavain, necromancer
  7. Night of the Kraken Cultby Malfeore Serrang, Pirate-Mage of Tethyr
  8. Journal of Jaster Hallowquill
  9. Sonnet of a Naughty Satyr (scroll)
  10. Tale of a Half-Orc Ranger
  11. Masters of the Forbidden City by Codo Vidak
  12. X The Mystic’s Rules of Dungeon Survival (series of scrolls)

Ah, X The Mystic’s Rules of Dungeon Survival!

X The Mystic’s 1st Rule of Dungeon Survival: Trust a Flumph.

X The Mystic’s 2nd Rule of Dungeon Survival:  ?

X The Mystic’s 3rd Rule of Dungeon Survival:  Sometimes a chest is just a chest, but don’t bet on it.

X The Mystic’s 4th Rule of Dungeon Survival: No one carves statues of frightened warriors. If you see one, keep your eyes closed and your ears open.

X The Mystic’s 5th Rule of Dungeon Survival: ?

X The Mystic’s 6th Rule of Dungeon Survival: Keep a few gems in your pocket. A hungry xorn is a helpful xorn.

X The Mystic’s 7th Rule of Dungeon Survival: Before opening a sarcophagus, light a torch.

If you possess any copies of X The Mystic’s scrolls containing any of the lost rules, please present them to a librarian, so that their authenticity can be ascertained and then transcribed.

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One thought on “Tomes mentioned in the Monster Manual and X The Mystics Rules of Dungeon Survival

  1. I do believe that X the Mystic’s second rule goes as such, on the topic of water weirds:

    “Before you drink from a fountain or pool, toss a copper coin into it. It’s a small price to pay for your life.”

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