When faced with a bad review.

Graciously thank the reviewer for taking the time to read and review your work.

Thank you, Malcolm.

Dictionary of Mu marked the final degeneration from “trend” to “affectation” and finally, “masturbation.” By and large, strangeness for strangeness’ sake (mixed with pulp pastiche as part of a male-nerd thing) is getting monotonous. “It has a noble title as long as your arm! Mighty thews. Steam power. Spider vaginas!” Yeah, just shut up.

EDIT: Spider vaginas? There are no spider vaginas. Witch-kingly cock…YES. Arachnida cake? No.

Quote added to the IPR site? Why, yes, it is.

EDIT II: Discussion is closed. Good night, internet.